Total Medals Earned: 21 (From 2 different games.) Total Medal Score: 365 Points
Medals Earned: 9/13 (45/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
put away important documents with the woman
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 100 times
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
Medals Earned: 12/20 (320/500 points)
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Get skewered on spikes
Find the hidden button
Blow up a jeep
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
